Christmas is a time to give thanks for the eternal sacrifices that Jesus made for us. And to not let the true meaning of it all be forgotten the faithful masses celebrate this holiest of occasions in their own special way.
1. Wake up and exchange gifts.
2. Put on Ill fitting sweater received as a gift from estranged relative.
3. Head to the pub/bar and cram in as much alcohol as humanly possible in the space of two hours before lunch.
4. Gorge ourselves on turkey and other exquisite foods until we are set to burst.
5. Fall asleep in front of the T.V whilst watching James Bond movies.
6. Wake up and continue drinking until our bodies can't take it any more.
After all it would be sacrilegious not to.
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