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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

D dentists








The very word strikes fear into all but the most hardened individual and for good reason.

Dentists tell us not to pick our teeth so why is the first thing they put in your mouth an iron hook?

Little Jack goes to the dental clinic with a decaying set of fangs. Mom and dad get lectured on how they should be taking more care of their child’s teeth. On leaving the dentist gives the brave little mite a lollipop.

Dentists supposedly have one of the highest suicide rates amongst any profession. This should instill you with confidence the next time their steady hands are jacking you up with a six inch needle filled with Novocain

Take some comfort though, there’s always a bright side to everything in life.
“Now open up wide and you might feel a little prick.”

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